What is the lamest pick up line you have heard?

Excuse me... hi, if your left leg was thanksgiving and your right leg was christmas... can I visit you in-between holidays?

Come sit on my lap (he said to me)

I can't, I have a boyfriend (I replied)

So, where is your boyfriend?

He couldn't make it.

Shows how much he cares about you.

Funny thing is, even though I thought at the time this guy was a jerk, 6 mos later we started dating, and now, 20 yrs later we're still together (18 of them married)!

Back in the 70's I was at a nightclub during the Disco Days and a guy walked up to me and said "Hey babe! What's your sign?" I quickly replied "Stop".

I'm a male.I used to get this as we were leaving;I have never left this bar with a man before.You can ask the guys in the band. lol

I had a bad hang-over... I said "my head is splitting, anybody wanna smoke a joint?"

It worked, only one girl spoke up, and we have been married for about 10 yrs. now.

you want to ride on my handlebars?

i lost my number, can i have yours?

your legs must be tired, cuz you've been running thru my mind all day

did it hurt? when you fell from heaven?

you got it. i want some. wanna share?

"is ur dad a gardener?! (the girl says no) so how did he make a beautiful flower like you?!" lol really wierd and lame!!!

"Marry me!"

I've been proposed to twice in the past week!

I am already married. So, don't go there!

Nice boots, wanna F%*&? Worst part is, he was serious and thougt it would work!

Do your feet hurt? because you've been running through my mind all day...