What would you want people to say about you at your funeral?

he wants to be burried upside down so the whole can kiss his A**

Hopefully I wont get to taste death. Just out of here! Then a big party that will last 7 years where nobody cares about your past.

I want the preacher to say, "all you hypocrits who didn't really know her, and are just here to be nice, please leave your flowers in the lobby and leave."

then my family could talk about how I was, not in the church or society spotlight, but behind closed doors. that's what really matters. then they should have a going-away party for me because all I'm doing is going to heaven a little bit before them.

What I want the people to say is: look look he's moving, he's alive.

who cares about me I am dead, I would just want them to have an awesome party!

you need to get a life and grow up

she got what she always wanted...she outlived her ex and got 2 dance on his grave

"That son of a ***** still owes me $1 million!"

that i wasn't a complete *** hole my entire life (even if it is a lie)

'She was a *****, and we're glad she's dead!' or 'I'm only here to make sure she's really dead.'