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Mine National Lampoons Christmas Vacation :)

Mine, family, good food and Christmas movies.

Did you lose a job, cheat, steal, lie, kill?? What did you do.

Im wearing my pink and black STONES t shirt.

I would love to travel to Scotland, have a sheep farm and paint for the rest of my life. Raise my girls in another culture.

I have heard of some pretty weird and accidental things that have happened to people, do you know any one who died in a bizzare, just plain strange fashion.

I am having the hardest time with my 5 year old daughter. It seems like a constant battle with her from the moment the sun comes up to the moment that it goes down. She says that no oneloves her and thatwe are all mean to her, when in reality, she thinks that it is ok to through a fit, whenever she feels like it. I need some advice, i am tired of crying myself to sleep, and hearing her do the same. It is tearing meup inside and i don't know what to do, or who to turn to. Please if you have some advice please let meknow. thank you so much.

There are two people playing three games of tic tac toe. They both win the same amount of games. yet there are no ties??? can you get the answer. First person with answer, 10 points.

I am having a problem with my five year old daughter. She is having severe self esteem problems. She thinks that no one loves her and is having a hard time getting along with anyone. My husband and I love her with all our hearts and its killing me when she cries adn says that no one loves her. I dont know why she is like that I tell her I love her everyday, in fact im one of those mothers that says it probably way to much in funny accents. I know that she is having a hard time with the fact that my husbands mother does not accept her but accepts the daughter that we have together. My five year old is from a previous relationship. Its not like I wanted her to know but she was told by my mother in law that she was not her grand daughter and that my other daughter was. This is very hard for me to deal with, because frankly, I would love to kick the **** out of my mother in law. We don't see her anymore but I know that the damage is done. I need help, my baby girl needs your help. please.

Today i am feeling alittle tired and stressed, but I don't know what I am stressed and anxious about. I am thinking about a thousand things a minute. Need some down time.

what are you thinking about? Who, what , why?

why do peole always ask" how do i know im pregnant, what are the symtoms of pregnancy. Good god, get a test or go see the doctor. Who was the most pathetic person you heard think that she was pregnant? Mine was my sister in law, who thought she was pregnant every other week. I dont know how many miscarriages that girl had, we counted 12. Then when she finally was, she complained that she couldn't get out of the tub at 2 WEEKS ALONG! She is driving everyone nuts.

My daughter casually told us the other day on our way back from a family outing the her friend Felicity, was kissing Brody, " you know mom, kissing with the tongue"! These kids are in SENIOR KINDERGARTEN! I thought Holy Shite, what in the name, is going on here. Then there is another kid in the class that seems to think its ok for her to slap, kick,punch, pinch, cuss, spit, and pull on every kid in the class. WHERE ARE THE TEACHERS FOR GOD SAKES?! Should I send my daughter to Catholic school next year where she will learn some rules while at school? Why in gods name do parents allow their children to see that kind of stuff, the kid learned it from somewhere. My husband and I show affection in front of our girls. But we show hugging,smiles, laughter, kisses, not frenching for them to see, that in my opinion should stay in the bedroom, or away from the kids till they know whats good affection and whats just flat out raunchy lust. They are 5 year old kids.

We have been having a fued with my husbands mother and brother for two months. The women is 45 and hasn't held a job for more then 2 years, but ask you to pay her rent. She complains that me and her son don't belong together But we get along great. She does not except my daughter from a previous relationship, only the newborn that I had with her son. She hangs out with my hubbys brother like their best friends. She like i said is 45, he's 21!!! They are always together. So, the other day, we went over because she was calling and wanted to see us. So we go over. Not ten minutes into the visit, she starts complaining again about her other daughter in law. We told her before, we don't want to hear it, to grow up and move on. Then we notice that she has cut me and my first daughter out of the family pictures and just has pics of her son, and our new daughter. My question is, hwo can i not let her get to me? Everytime I think about the way she acts, I want to go knock her out! Seriously

I rode my bicycle past your window lastnight, i rollerskated to your door at daylight,it almost seems, like your avoiding me, im ok alone, but you've got something i need....

If you know this song i will be soooo shocked, it is one of my all time favourite songs. 10 points, who wants them...!!!!???Song and singer.

When i get old and loosing my hair, many years from now, will you still be sending me a valentine, birthday greeting, bottle of wine.

If I stay out till quarter to 3, would you lock the door........ Finish the last line, name of song and artist. 10 points to first right answer.

Mama pajamma rolled outta bed, she ran to the police station

When papa found out he began to shout and started the investigation,

Its against the law, it was against the law, what my mama saw, it was against the law

10 points if you know who sings this great song!!!And what the song is called!