What is your favorite t-shirt slogans?

Mothers of teenagers understand why animals eat their young.

You're just jealous that the voices talk to me.

I hate this town.

Hoofarted?

I eat glue.

Two favorites I've actually seen being worn,

First was a thin white t-shirt that says "this t-shirt looks better wet" - with the back side of it offering caar washes for a price.

Second was one that had the words printed upside down on the front saying "If you can read this I'm eating your p*ss*"

Wanna Know How To Keep An Idiot Busy?

(Look On The Back)

Wanna Know How TO Keep An Idiot Busy?

(Look On the Front)

>> i Wore this Shirt yesturday and Some random Person in Walmart kept Following it! haha =)

A shirt with the picture of Mohammad on it.

Written on the back is...

Survivor: Middle East

If You're Cute I'm Single

Guys Make Nice Pets (Abercrombie)

After breaking my ankle twice in one school year (once playing football with some of my kids and once slipping on ice), some of the other teachers in my school gave me a t-shirt that says... "I do my own stunts".. (I love that shirt) I also have one that I like that says.... "Runs with sissors".

I like classic rock t-shirts. I loove my Rolling Stones in concert tee. I also love my CBGB's t-shirt, and I have a great one that advertises: Lucky Dragon Opium Den. (You bet your a** I wear them to work, I just pair them with nice pinstriped dress pant *lol)

I once saw a girl wearing a t shirt that said

"Porn star in training"

I thought that was pretty cool.

I support single moms.

It's also got a silhouette of a stripper dancing on a pole.

Got Me? I'll Make Your Body Good.