I found a human toe in my freezer. How did it get there?

Sorry, didn't you see my note?

If you are certain that it is a human toe, you should call the cops. If you suspect that it came that way from the manufacturer, then you should report it to them.

Maybe the toe just wanted to chill in your refrigerator!

I put it there. Stash it for me until the heat dies off. I'll come back for it tomorrow!

Just kidding. I'm sure it's a piece of meat that looks like a toe.

Someone snuck into your house cut off your toe and put it there.Look at your foot if you don't believe me.

no clue maybe it was from the previous owner

or ur just kiddin around and askin a question for the sole purpose of askin a question

Are you sure it's a toe and not a baby carrot.

Call Wendy's

It was brought in with a toe truck, duhhh.

you bit it off your foot and put it in the freezer to take to the hospital but in your drunken stupor you forgot.

stay off the booze

return your freezer to the store

Ah, that's where those Gremlins went when we evicted them... little buggers.