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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Two men in court on drug charges....lol?

Two men are in court on drug charges.

The judge says, "If, over the weekend, you

can persuade enough

people to give up drugs, I'll let you two off."

Back in court on Monday, the judge asks for

their results.

"I persuaded 10 people to give up drugs forever," the first man

says.

That's great," the judge replies. "What did you tell

them?"

I drew two circles; one big, one small. I told them

the big circle

was their brain before drugs, and the little circle was their brain after drugs

The other defendant says, "I got 100 people to give up drugs!"

One hundred!

"How?"asks the judge

Well, I drew the same two circles. I pointed to the small

circle and said

''This is your asshole before

prison...........''

Update:

lol...i think it's just funny!!!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    lol

    lmao

    rotfl

    HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

  • 1 decade ago

    Ive heard this one before, still made me laugh!

  • 1 decade ago

    Very funny, LMAO

  • 1 decade ago

    very funny, ive heard it before but still it is very funny

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  • 1 decade ago

    thats pretty funny good job

  • 1 decade ago

    funny

  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha ha that was awesome

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahah!! that is quite funny!!!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol...........i like that one

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