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Rvn
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Rvn asked in Entertainment & MusicMusic · 1 decade ago

What are some funny lyrics to songs that you've heard mis-quoted?

Like, I knew someone in high school who, when the song Forever in Blue Jeans would play, she would sing, "For Reverand Bluejeans." It's hysterical when people are so sure they know the words but they are wrong. My daughter used to sing "patches and kisses" for Passionate Kisses when she was little, because she had no frame of reference for what the real words might be.

What have you heard?

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  • justme
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you - my friend's first grade sister argued this one, saying you would need the meat for when you get hungry...she just did not get it :)

    Hold me closer, Tony Danza.....instead of tiny dancer...that one still cracks me up!

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    Blinded with the help of the gentle, yet noone is acquainted with the actual lyrics, no longer even the lyric writers that were severe even as writing. Blinded with the help of the gentle, wrapped up like a douche yet another roller contained in the nighttime ( :

  • Michael
    1 decade ago

    "Tape It To A Biscuit" for Taking Care of Business by BTO

  • mollyneville
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    There is a humor writer named Dave Barry who wrote about that in one of his books. He's really funny.

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  • shortcake
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    "Hold me closer Tony Danza" - Elton John's Tiny Dancer

  • Bailey J
    1 decade ago

    instead of "we're off to never never land" (metallica)

    my brother would always sing

    "austin powers never ends"

    there were SEVERAL more that were even funnier, but it was so long ago and there were so many ive forgotten most of them.

    Source(s): my idiot brother
  • Serendipity
    1 decade ago

    I used to sing the Rolling Stones song....

    "I've been hauling *** so long..."

  • tphial
    1 decade ago

    "Excuse my while I kiss this guy" instead of "Excuse me while I kiss the sky" (jimi hendrix)

    or

    "I ain't Jeff" instead of "Angie" (Rolling Stones)

  • joalteeth
    1 decade ago

    olivia newton john's "physical" , when it says "let me hear your body talk" me and my friend thought it said "let me hear your barbie talk"

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