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(JOKE) Masturbation?
A father walks in on his son and catches him masturbating.
"Timmy! I already told you if you keep doing that you're going to go blind!"
and timmy replies, "I'm over here, dad."
20 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
Cute....another one:
A farmer rounds the barn one day and catches his 19 year old son jerking off.
"Junior, you're a grown man now," he says, "and it's time you had a wife. Why don't you start courting that pretty little Johnson gal up the road? She's marrying age..."
So sure enough, Junior and Johnson gal have a whirlwind courtship, and get married.
The day after the wedding, the farmer walks around the barn...and there's Junior, whacking off again.
"Damn, son," the farmer says, "You don't have to be doing that no more...go on home to that new bride!"
"Aw, Pa," Junior mumbles. "Her little old arm gets tired."
- Anonymous1 decade ago
CUTE. I heard a different version, where the son responded, CAN I DO IT ENOUGH TIL WHERE I JUST NEED GLASSES!!!
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Good one!
- whenwhalesflyLv 51 decade ago
I never figured the ending would be like that. This is a good one. Thanks for the laugh....
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Aww.. lol cute
