How many different names are there for the penis ?????

Too many.

First of all let me be honest I am using my wives screen name and she would kill me for answering this.

too many to mention, but here is a alphabetised list. however there are much much more

A)Attention Giver B) B*ner C) Co*k D) Dick E) Erected Muscle

F) Firmy G) Gulliver (gullivers travels) H)Hard On I) Iguana

J) Jerk Stick K) Kevin Jr. (IM KEVIN) L) Larry (3 stooges) (balls are curly and moe) M)ManMuscle N) Naughty Rod O) Ostrich Neck P)Penis Q) Quick Shot (DON'T Deny it) R) ROD

S) Snake T) Tagger U) Under Thunder V) Val Penis (WRESTLING FAN) W) Willie X) X-Rated Y) Yellow Shooter

Z) Zipperphobia Case.

Tons.

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Wikisaurus:penis

One, Penis

Penis

Stiffy

Fleshy Picollo

Dong

Prick

Willie

John Thomas

One-Eyed Trouser Snake

Piece of Pork

****

Schlong

Wanker

John Thomas.

There's a lot of names for a penis I call my man's penis willie wonka

do u seriously want the list, i mean different countries and culture have they different names for the penis

Dick Cheney

Penis Head Clinton

Rugina Vacum cleaner Hillary (oop...wrong sex)

...I personally like to travel to Veina Sausage

If you count all the languages in the world I believe the number could be impossible to count because I am sure more are added in some language every few hours.

whats a penis?