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Hello Bush!!!!?
Osama Bin Laden heard that Bush was wondering whether he was still alive. So he dicided to send his enemy a message in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.
Bush opened the letter and contained a single line of what seemed to be a coded message:370HSSV 0773H
Bush was baffled....He asked all his experts....Condi Rice, the FBI, the CIA but nobody could help.
Eventually in desperation, they sent it to the president of Burundi to see if he could come up with anything...Quick as a flash they got a message back: "tell the President he's holding the message upside down!! it says "HELLO ASSHOLE"
18 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade agoFavorite Answer
and bush realy is that dum. he cant even read!
- YellowstonedogsLv 71 decade ago
Was there a question in there?
One good joke deserves another.
A Bottle Of Wine
Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road.
As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the avajo woman if she would like a ride.
With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car. Resuming the journey, Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw, until she noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally.
"What's in the bag?" asked the old woman.
Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband."
The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two. Then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said, "Good trade."
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- 6 years ago
umm nice try actually they sent it to the uk MI6. well-done America you provided good proof of your low iq yet again,
