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Expensive perfume??

A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like

expensive perfume. She turns to the old Italian woman on the elevator with her and says arrogantly, "Giorgio - Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"

Another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also

smells of very expensive perfume. She arrogantly turns to the old Italian woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!"

About three floors later, the old Italian woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves she looks both beautiful women in the eyes, turns, bends over, and farts. "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound."

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    A crowded lift on a hot summers day smells different to a midget

  • 1 decade ago

    Good one!

  • 1 decade ago

    haha..funny! nice place for farting huh

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LOL your soooo crazy!!!

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  • 1 decade ago

    good one! ha ha ha ha

  • 1 decade ago

    hahahah loved it ..............glad i was not in the elevator...hahahahahaha

  • 1 decade ago

    lol very funny

    good for them

    ^_^ thanks for the laugh

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