what's the funniest thing that i child has said to you?

I once babysat a kid that refused to call be by my name.

My name is Lee

guess what the little shrimp called me?

yeah he thought it was soooo funny to call me "pee"

I laugh about it now, but not so much then.

Ok well I have to really curly, often frizzy hair which used to be quite long...Well A couple of years ago I was a bus aid for handicapped and preschool children..One day I had this little fidgity mouthy prescholler on the bus that just would not behave and sit still..So I followed procedure and sat next to the kid on the bus...He did not like that one bit..Ok Imagine this kid is like 4 years old...THe next thing I know he screams out "YOU AND YOUR MOP NEED TO GO SIT OVER THERE"....I wanted to bust up laughing but of course that would have been the wrong thing to do given the situation..So unfortunately I had to be the bad guy and tell his mother about his behavior that day..I felt bad because the remark was funny but he was also disruptive not only to the other children on the bus, but to the driver as well...But its one of those things that I will treasure in my memories forever..:)

Once my kids and I were sitting in a fast food restaurant in the small town where we live. There was a couple of Mennonite women sitting at a table nearby. (There is a large community of Mennonites in our town, and I never gave those ladies a second thought.) But my youngest son, who was about 5 years old at the time said, "Look Momma - PILGRIMS!" It was pretty funny to me.

LOL! That is pretty funny.

I was holding my nephew on my lap at my husbands' aunts' funeral. It was a very sad and somber occasion - even more than usual because she was only about 40 years old. Anyway, I whispered something in my nephews' ear and he reared back suddenly and said (at the top of his lungs), "P.U. Your breath stinks!!!!" It was incredibly embarrassing but it did add some comic relief to a tense situation as everyone roared with laughter.

When my youngest son was 6 years old he wanted a little sister. He would beg me to get him a sister. Not wanting to have another child just yet, I would tell him that we could just not afford to have another baby just yet. One day he came to me holding a magazine ad from J.C Penny's. He was very excited as he held up the ad that read "Baby Sale". Can we get one now he asked.

paula s

My youngest son who is 7 has this sudden fascination for my breasts again, often pinching them as I walk past. (god!). One day, he was messing around, a real joker already, waves his dinner fork in my face and says "I'm thirsty & I'm in the mood for milk so I'm going to stick this fork into your boobs and make little milk fountains".!!! Well, we all fell about laughing at that, where do kids get their ideas from, I'll never know.

My Dad, my 6 year old niece and I went to Circuit City. I told her she could play with everything in the store and she did.

She turned all the TVs to the Barney channel and up full volume.

She played with the computers, video games and digital cameras. She had fun.

When we got back home, she told everyone that I took her to an adult toy store.

The funniest thing a child said to me was they wanted a p i s s ..the little girl was and is still unable to pronouce her words correctly..what she meant was she wanted a kiss.

We were watching a tv program about a woman in labor having a baby. My nephew said: "I know how the baby gets out, but how does it get in?"

last week i babysat for the next door neighbors and

we went for a walk and the little girl found a quarter

and she said that she wished she would of found

a million dollars for me, but this is just the start

and would have to do-she is 4....