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Topical joke?

Queen Elizabeth, Bush & Musharraf died & went straight to hell.

Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England , I want to call England and see how

e verybody is doing there. She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then

she asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you????

The devil says "Five million dollars" She wrote him a cheque and went

to sit back on her chair.

Bush was soo jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the

United States , I want to see how everybody is doing there too".

He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well,devil

how much do I owe you????

The devil says "Ten million dollars". With a smug look on his face,

he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.

Musharraf was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to callPakistan

too, I wanna talk to the ministers, to the deputy, I wanna talk to everybody

of my Parliament".....

He called Pakistan and he talked for about twenty hours, he talked&

talked & talked, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you????

The devil says "Twenty dollars".

Musharraf is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only ??"

The devil says "Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell,

it's local"

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    You get a smile

  • 4 years ago

    i'd ought to assert it could be between "figure of authority" or "loopy heel". figure of authority because like Vickie and Eric, someone with skill that abuses that's a position that attracts fairly some warmth from the followers. particularly even as 2 heels (area and Vickie) crew up it makes for fairly some excitement because you sometimes wish that circuitously the face will pull it off even with the indisputable fact that the skill heel crew continually pulls it off circuitously. As for the "loopy heel" that's in simple terms very wonderful. that's unpredictable and also you not in any respect understand what he/she is going to do. once you've a personality it quite is risky, it has the followers on the sting of their seats wondering what he/she is going to do next and if he/she will be in a position to get it away with it.

  • 1 decade ago

    Thats not nice but its funny shud have used some other country

  • 1 decade ago

    that iz da best joke iv herd in ages, thts wkd dat iz x-x-x

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  • 1 decade ago

    HAHAHA, So then , Venezuela would be a local call also !!!!

  • jfmm
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    LOL. LOL. From what I read, it must be true!

  • Pd
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    True true LOL

  • 1 decade ago

    why are you wearing a dress?

  • 1 decade ago

    lol

    excellent

  • 1 decade ago

    Not bad!!!

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