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10 Ways to Annoy Cops?
Say, "Damn, officer, you must have been going fast to keep up with me!"
When he approaches you, stare at his gut and say, "Hmmm. I thought cops had to be physically fit."
Sway and ask if his bulletproof vest protects him from projectile vomiting.
Lie on the ground and ask him to draw your outline in chalk.
Throw his nightstick and tell the police dog to fetch it.
Ask him if you can use his pepper spray to spice up your pizza.
Tell him you wanted to be a cop, but decided to graduate high school instead.
When he asks you to walk the line, "Riverdance" instead.
Instead of pleading the 5th amendment, plead the 13th or 16th.
When he asks for your license, say, "Oh sure, officer, can you hold me beer for a sec?"
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- glorymomof3Lv 61 decade agoFavorite Answer
-Offer him some doughnuts.
-Tell him you thought that 80mph meant 80 men peed here and you were just trying to get past it.
-Try to convince him that you are the king of some distant country and are immune from all US regulations and rules and tell him that you will have him fired if he doesnt stop this nonsense.
- Tell him you are friends with the mayor and unless he doesnt quit bothering you he will be running the meters by tomorrow
- Ask him is there something you can do for him instead of getting a ticket.
- Cluck like a chicken to everything he asks you.. do it to the judge too, they will find it hilarious!
-Tell him that he needs to turn around that hes been caught on candid camera (and then speed away)
-Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
-Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
-Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
-Are You Andy or Barney?
-I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
-You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
-I pay your salary!
-Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
-Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
-I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
-Tell him that you were trying to test out the theory that there was nothing faster than the speed of light for a school project.
OR- in addition to my first one, you could offer them a bite of your sandwich because you dont have any more doughnuts, the last cop ate them who pulled you over... tee hee hee!!
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Source(s): Love jokes!! Great one! - TicklerLv 51 decade ago
If you are caught in any petty crime tell him that you are doing your Doctorate in Criminology and , that act of yours is a part of Practical assignment...What do you say ...er.. I mean, what the Cop will say?
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- ☺Smiley☺Lv 51 decade ago
HAHAHAHAHA, I like Throw his nightstick and tell the police dog to fetch it. Thanks for yet, another laugh.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Well...Old is Gold!
