Home Remedies??

A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging

her tiny breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub

your chest and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."

She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew

terrific D-cup boobs! One morning she was running late, got on the bus

and in a panic realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.

Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the little

rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the bus closed her

eyes and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."

A guy sitting nearby looked at her, "By any chance, are you a patient of

Dr. Smith's ?"

"Why, yes I am... How did you know?"

He leaned closer, winked and whispered, " Hickory dickory dock.....