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My Wife is pregnant (joke)...?
A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"
25 Answers
- TicklerLv 51 decade ago
Ha Ha Ha .....Poor husband is in hurry and seems to be impatient ! Unable to comprehend the Doctors queries !! Ha Ha Ha ...too funny with a delicate touch !!!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
lol...thats good!
here's one. there are three men on a desert island. they are walking along the beach and suddenly a genie pops out of no where. "I will give each of you one wish," he says. the 1st guy wishes he was home - and he disappears. the 2nd guy wishes he was home too and is gone. the 3rd guy thinks for a while and says, "i'm lonely. I wish my two friends were back here with me."
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- Inferno13Lv 61 decade ago
Wow... that poor pregnant woman has to be married to a moron, sucks to be her.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
LOL he needs to slow down, way down!
- 1 decade ago
thats wasssssssssssssssssssssssssss sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funnny
- Anonymous1 decade ago
heard this long ago,
but thankz i had a giggle
