Another Old Joke..?

Fred meets Joe, who is on crutches, on the street, and says,

“Hey Joe how you doing? I don’t mean to be nosy, but you

look like a truck ran over you? You’re a mess”

“I was out playing golf, Fred. You know how I much like to play golf, don’t you?”

“Yeah, Joe.. I know how much you like golf… but what happened?”

“Well Fred, I watched this lady tee off, and watched her ball go over the fence

into a ranchers field, near some cows. Then, I teed off, and darn if my ball didn’t

go into the same field. I was just not paying attention. So, I climb the fence, and

look for my ball, and about ten minutes later I see a ball. But I know my ball,

and that ball was not mine.”

“Oh, okay, Joe, so you find a ball, and it isn’t yours, so then what?”

“Well, I notice that the lady is getting closer to where I am, and she is still

looking for her ball, so being a nice guy, I try to help her.. you know me, Fred,

I like to help people.”