So, how many times do i have to masturbate before havin intercourse with my wife to have twins???

LMAO..... Are you for real??? Twins are either in your genes or it's not! If you do invitro your chances are very high. The number of times that you get of has nothing to do with your chances of having twins!!!

First of all if you want her to get pregnant at all you should be saving that sperm for intercourse. Even if twins was in your genes you probably wasted all of the chances you had of making them by masturbating.

You have no control over the number(unless your or your wife are on fertility drugs) let alone the sex.I don`t know who`s telling you these `old wives tales`, but you should let nature takes its course.

"i will basically think of what the minister and his spouse seen her habit. After the way she acted, I guess they in no way have us over for Easter dinner back." You have been doing this for the time of a dinner? if so you're a disgusting pig that desires some substantial help.

-it doesnt matter its in the genes sorry if only it was that simple i want twins as well its all up to ur little swimmers