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Have you heard about this trip to the doctor??
Don't laugh!" said the patient, Bob.
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Bob said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'whoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of a AAA battery.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, then fell laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure.
"I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it won't happen again. Now, what seems to be the problem?"
"It's swollen," Bob replied.
17 Answers
- sprinting_turtleLv 51 decade ago
Ha! ha! That's a floor stomper! AAA battery? Normal size is a size N battery (ones I use for old HP calculators)?
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- Big DLv 41 decade ago
Ima sorry butta my english, she's a nota so good. My doctor, he insult me too. He say I have a hair piece. I show him my, how you say, whoo-ha? He say again, I have a hair piece. I say what you talking, this my real hair. Then he call me a simplex, he say you have a hair piece simplex! This make me mad.
- 1 decade ago
I went to my doctor in complete agony and asked him for something for the wind,so he gave me a kite!!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Pretty funny
- Anonymous1 decade ago
that was hilarious and no I've never heard that one before
