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This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.
He says to the clerk, "I'd like to register my new invention. It's a folding bottle."
"OK," says the clerk. "What do you call it?"
"A fottle, replies the inventor."
"A fottle? That's a stupid! Can't you think of something else?"
"I can think about it. I've got something else though. It's a folding carton."
"And what do you call that?" asks the clerk.
"A farton", replies the inventor.
"That's rude. You can't possibly call it that!"
"In that case," says the inventor...
"You're not gonna like the name of my folding bucket."
14 Answers
- TinkLv 51 decade agoFavorite Answer
Again another fave of mine, oh and a fan club ta`boot!
Explanations!!!!!................I know how you love `em. crack me up all the time when I see them now!
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Wow... What an inventor?
Folding buUCKet... lol
- ms01Lv 41 decade ago
i lmao. my boss came to my office to see why i was laughing so much. i would give it a 10++++++. my boss loved it too
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
watch your language ninja assassin! but that was F-U-N-N-Y!! i also like the boogey joke! lol!LOL!LOL!LOL!LOL!
your,
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Lol
- Anonymous1 decade ago
pmsfl that was funny of cause its a fu cket lol
that made me nearly wet my panties :O
