Pleasuring self with car wash vacuum?

I guess it depends if you are a boy or a girl....

If you are female, remember that vacum cleaner head is dirty..... you may introduce an infection up in there.

If you are male, you may cause harm to the sensative nerve endings of the glans penis. This will in time make it harder for you to achieve an orgasm.. you will need more and more strenuous "exercise" to achieve your results. You may end up having to submit your member to extremities to receive proper stimulation..... such as slamming it in a car door, burning it with a lighter, or worse....

My suggestion to you is to manually stimulate yourself ( jerk off).... this may be borring, but it is safe......

Just remember to wash your hands well before you leave the house.

Hope this helps.

Risks would include:

HUGE hickey

Charges for Indecent Exposure or Public Indecency (if anyone saw it and reported it to a cop)

Restraining order from the carwash

As far as "harm" I don't think I would ever get my member anywhere near a piece of industrial strength equiptment. If you do go for it though I hope everything comes out okay... take the last statement how you will.

That is just nasty! What are you thinking, or should I ask what are you on? Really dumb idea, but wouldn't it be funny if you did, got caught for public exposure, then went to court before the judge with a room full of people who live in your town (and some that know you) and the judge announced (laughing as she speaks) what you were there for and how do you plead, only to have the whole court room burst out laughing at you! Yeah, do it! I'll have a laugh when I see it on GMA or read it in the papers.

Now why do I get a thumbs down for laughing at his idea? If I see it on the news, I'll know it's him! No sense of humor on here!

Yes... harm in the form of the patrol car that's scoping you out.

I would not recommend doing that. You could get caught. Have you tried a wet/dry vac or using a hottub in your own home?

Too much power, watch out you might lose your d*ck.

get a good woman.

watch out the voliation police will get you.. i asked one about pleasing my bf and i used no adult word.. still got a ticket

don't do that it will hurt

dont do that

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