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A chick went to the library?
The librarian is working away when a chicken enters the library and walks up to her desk. The chicken clucks, 'Book, book, book, BOOK!'
The librarian sets a pile of four books in front of the chicken. The chicken grabs them and disappears out the front door.
About an hour later, the librarian sees the same chicken come into the library. It sets the four books down on the desk and again squawks, 'Book, book, book, BOOK!'
The librarian wonders what the chicken is doing with these books, but since they seem to be in fine shape, she takes the returns and gives the chicken 4 more books. The chicken zips out the door and down the road.
Another hour passes and the librarian hears a loud 'Book, book, book, BOOK!' She looks up from her work and sees the chicken back yet again! By now, the librarian's curiosity has gotten the better of her. She gives the chicken four more books and it heads for the door. This time, as soon as the chicken is gone, the librarian jumps up and runs to the door.
She follows the chicken down the road for a half mile to an old farm. The chicken ducks through the fence and disappears into a cluster of trees.
The librarian hops the fence, and sneaks up to the trees. As she moves some branches aside, she sees the chicken standing by a pond handing each book to a frog. As the frog looks at the cover of each book, he says, 'Read It. Read It. Read It. ...'
Funny or not?
23 Answers
- Steven HLv 51 decade agoFavorite Answer
GOOD CLEAN JOKE. Hope you don't mind but I copied it for my granddaughter for school. She thought it was funny !
Source(s): SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS ! - ?Lv 45 years ago
Ask her out. because you're on the library, you are able to ask her for a superb e book and use that as an ice breaker. attempt to make her chortle somewhat formerly asking her out. furnish to talk her pastimes over dinner. word I said HER pastimes. pay interest to each and each of the stuff she has to say.
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- 1 decade ago
not a funny written joke. has potential depending on how whoever tells it does the sound effects.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
LOL
9/10
Oldie but goodie
Keep smilin'.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
I chuckled, cute joke.
