How do you irritate a liberal?

Hunt, smoke, eat beef, be married and have a sex life, be prolife, be procapital punishment, own a gun, be against gay marriage, ignore Al Sharpton, don't feel guilty about slavery and former Native American relations, and if you are a married woman, don't work.

Then you would become a liberal. Instead pretend to believe in Christ and do everything unChrist like ie don't help the poor, the sick, the disadvantage. Put greed above all. Fight tooth and nail for a president who lies at the speed of a lie a second. Be a part in dismantling the US constitution so for term it would put you at an advantage regardless of the fact that in the long run it would ruin America. Promote and a war so poorly executed that it makes the most powerful country in the world look weak and weary. Think in selfish terms as your success is detached from the success of America while using all communal assets provided by the government.

Insist on no sacrifice from you while you ask again and again for US soldiers to sacrifice all they have.

Well gee that won't work, I'm Liberal and do three of those things already, I just don't pray, guess that makes me one of those Godless Liberals Ms. Coulter gets to fabricate stories and books about. Oh well so much for your little plan, I'm a damn happy Liberal no matter what, see we actually accomplish a lot for the country like

Interstate Highway System

GI Bill

Labor Laws

Marshall Plan

Environmental Laws

Food safety laws

Workplace safety laws

Social Security

Space Program

Peace corps

The Internet

Women's right to vote

Universal Public Education

National Weather Service

Product Labeling/Truth in Advertising Laws

Rural Electrification

Morrill Land Grant Act

Public Universities

Bank Deposit Insurance

Centers for Disease Control and Prevention

Consumer Product Safety Commission

Public Broadcasting

Americans With Disabilities Act

Family and Medical Leave Act

Damn us Liberals, Damn us all....................................................................................

Just spout one of the many illogical arguments that you people argue, like advocating banning abortion, but not offering any suggestions on what to do with the millions of resulting orphans. Or arguing that teachers should tell their students to pray and who to pray to, when the first amendment clearly says not to. Or arguing that gays and lesbians shouldn't have the same rights that every other American has. Or arguing that there are no consequences to polluting our air, water, and land. Or arguing that we should continue to fight a war that we entered to on false pretenses, and is unwinnable. All that stuff really ticks liberals like me off!

No, because I'm a Liberal and I do all of those things, too. (Well, not so successful money-wise, but I have a great family!)

No, the best way to irritate me is to ask silly questions!

Prey hard, whine harder, be accountable to none and pretend that your success comes from something other than an accident of birth.

Or just keep lying.

Talk about King George

In other words, act like a liberal.

There are probably several ways. Those that you mentioned MAY make him HAPPY if he is one of the liberal freeloaders. One sure fire way is to say the words- Anne Coulter. Another way is to remind him that GW won the last 2 presidential elections.

No. Lie. Steal presidential elections, start illegal wars for no justification, pass laws that eliminate habeas corpus protection and first amendment rights, politicize the Justice dept, appoint unqualified cronies to positions of responsibility and cause needless hundreds of thousands of deaths.