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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

:) Don't let this happen to me?

The poor man was in great difficulties. His business was failing and it looked as if he was facing bankruptcy. As a last resort he popped into the local church and kneeling down he prayed fervently.

"Oh God, please don't let this happen to me, please let me win the lottery."

But on Saturday night, he had no luck.

The following week, the situation got worse. the man lost his house and all his possessions, so once again he went into Church and prayed desperately, "Oh please, I beg you, please let me win the lottery."

But again, he had no luck.

On the following Monday, his wife and children left him and he was now completely on his own. He ran into church, got down on his knees and pleaded....

"Oh God, all has gone, I have nothing left. Have pity on me, I beg you. Pleeeeease let me win the lottery."

At that moment, there was a tremendous thunderclap, a bright flashing light and God boomed out,

"Help me out on this one Amos; buy a ticket!"

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    hey fidgety. i'm back. glad to see the standard hasn't fallen while i was away. lol

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    The joke was HILARIOUS! ESP. with god yelling out at Amos like that. For those wondering I'm thinking of FAMOUS AMOS cookies right now.

  • 1 decade ago

    v funny 10/10

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Chuckle.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Hahahahahahaa.

    Just the ticket.

    Another star for our resident star.

  • 1 decade ago

    stupid..im sure amos was platinum blonde

    hehehe...im not a natural blonde so dont try and turn my diss for you blonde retards on me.

    :P

  • 1 decade ago

    Lol. nice

  • 1 decade ago

    hear a similar variation of this joke

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL That's a good one.

  • 1 decade ago

    Amos is really stupid

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