Safety Tip ?????

Here's a safety brief for you...be careful what you wear

(or don't wear), when working under your vehicle...

especially in public. True story:

From the Sydney Morning Herald Australia comes

this story of a central west couple who drove their

car to K-Mart only to have their car break down in

the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on

with the shopping while he fixed the car.

The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.

On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under

the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants

turned private parts into glaringly public ones.

Unable to stand the embarrassment she dutifully stepped forward

and tucked everything back into place.

On regaining her feet she looked across

the hood and found herself staring at

her husband who was standing idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.