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Was it wrong?
I taught that monkey to read, write, smoke, wear pants and jugle fire. Then one day I noticed he had a small stockpile of explosives and firearms in his cage. I said, "Clean that mess up you damed dirty ape." He then came back with a word he had heard all his life..."NO." That's when I shot him.
I WILL NOT be responsible for Planet of the Apes.
Was I wrong for carrying this joke question thing too far? Is it just too extreme for most folks here?
Beware of the beast called man.
7 Answers
- drakke1Lv 61 decade ago
With a "miraculous" upward spiralling of human consciousness to the tune of about 1000% the species may yet save itself and the planet.
Actually the rise is most needed in respect of the psychopaths who "run" the planet---they are, for better or worse, by far the most (dangerous and ) influential in the future of both the people and the planet.
- ?Lv 44 years ago
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- 1 decade ago
Not too extreme.
I do wonder how you will find out who gave the ape the
stockpile of explosives.
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- 1 decade ago
no, you were wrong to shoot the monkey. you should have hit it on the head with a club so you dont get bullet holes in his pelt.
- bookworm87Lv 41 decade ago
I think most people are to serious and take things to far.
Who cares what they think!