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A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain , Wyoming , goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to beat around the bush with you, You have AIDS." The cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what can I do?" The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice." The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure me,
Doc?" "No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your ***
is for!!!"
12 Answers
- sprinting_turtleLv 51 decade ago
Heehaw! Brokeback still legendary. Sequels to come:
"PRANCES WITH WOLVES"
"JEREMIAH'S JOHNSON"
"BUTCH ASSIDY AND THE BUNDANCE KID"
"THE MAN WHO SHOT ALL OVER LIBERTY VALANCE"
"HOW THE WEST WAS HUNG"
"THE LEGEND OF THE LONG RANGER"
"DOC'S HOLIDAY WITH BILLY THE KID"
"LONESOME DOUG"
"DESTRY RIDES AGAIN... AND AGAIN" - "MCCABE AND MR. MILLER"
"HI, PLAINS DRIFTER!"
"THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN INCHES"
"QUICKLY DOWN UNDER"
"BAREBACK MOUNTING"
"BONE-NANZA"
"DON'T MESS WITH TEX' ***"
"HOME ON THE RANGER"
"OKLAHOMO"
"ROOSTER COCKBURN"
"LITTLE BATHHOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE"
"BALONEY PONY RODEO"
"TUBESTEAK COWBOYS"
"SILVER-ROD-Ohhh!!!"
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- 1 decade ago
Good One .. I am going to email this to my X- Bisexual Boyfriend....That will give him something new to put on his ****
- Anonymous1 decade ago
LOL, YEP THAT WAS GOOD! LOL.
