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Court Case Dismissed.. Hilarious coz its True.. Oldie?
A young woman several months pregnant boarded a bus.
She noticed a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her condition.
She changed her seat and he seemed more amused.
She moved again and then on her third move he burst out laughing ....
........ ....She had him arrested.
When the case came before the court, the young man was asked why he acted in such a manner.
His reply was: When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help noticing she was pregnant. She first sat under an advertisement,
Which read: '*Coming Soon: The Gold Dust Twins**'* .
I was even more amused when she changed her seat and went to sit under a shaving advertisement,
Which read: '*William's Stick Did The Trick *'.
Then I could not control myself any longer when on the third move she sat under an advertisement,
Which read: '* Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident*.'
And The case was dismissed...
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sorry.. kids wont inderstand this joke
sorry.. kids wont understand this joke
12 Answers
- rcLv 51 decade agoFavorite Answer
One of the great things I like about Yahoo answers is that from time to time we get some postings of great jokes. Thanks!!!!
Maybe to moral of this joke is "look before you sit--you never know what advertising you might be "endorsing""!!!!!
Have a great day, and remember always to smile!!!
- gangrekalve kLv 71 decade ago
excellent one and a star for u
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her first pregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions.
She replies, "Well, I'm a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirth hurt?"
The doctor answered, "Well, that varies from woman to woman and pregnancy to pregnancy and besides, it's difficult to describe pain."
"I know, but can't you give me some idea?" she asks.
"Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little..."
"Like this?"
"A little more..."
"Like this?"
"No. A little more..."
"Like this?"
"Yes. Does that hurt?"
"A little bit."
"Now stretch it over your head!"
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- 1 decade ago
THAT IS FREAKING HILLARIOUS! I have never heard that one! You made my night, thanks! here's a star!
