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If you support our troops you NEED to read this (Bush’s) speech.?

Bush is blaming our troops for his mistakes?

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/bush_maybe_u_...

This is amazing.

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Pretty funny?

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Folks, read the other stuff too. :>)

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  • 1 decade ago
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    It would be funnier if it weren't so close to the truth.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    The name of the newspaper responsible for writing this, Onion, should tell it all. Don't believe a word of it. The news stations would be going crazy. Must be the National Enquirer.

  • 1 decade ago

    You sound surprised. It was only a matter of time.

  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    I also do not credit this source. Find it somewhere else, and I might believe it.

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  • 1 decade ago

    another lib taking our president out of context.

  • ?
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Holy Smokes! Thanks for the eye opener.

    =D

  • 1 decade ago

    Well, I write for TheSpoof.com, so I can't really say it is funny. What I can say is it's probably true. Bush seems to be blaming everything and everybody else for his mistakes. Why not the troops? ;)

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