whats the most randomly odd conversation or thing you have done well drunk?

i have a hairy chest that unfortunately sort of looks like austin powers' chest. well, me and a bunch of guys went on a road trip and one night at this hotel we all got smashed with vodka.

anyways, i'm standing in the bathroom drunk off my *** and i look in the mirror and i see my austin powers lookin hairy chest. so i stripped completely nakd and i held the absolut vodka right in front of my balls, blocking the view from everyone just like they do in the opening credits for all the austin powers movies. I then started doing the little jig mike myers does and i started to sing the opening theme ong from austin powers.

We all laughed

ALOT

If I wrote it doen here my profile would get deleted - plus there are young ears around - plus there are lots of stupid/odd/random things - too many too mention -

Moral of the story - I have not had a drink in 5 years and I will never drink again. Its bad stuff.

Nothing! I've never been drunk. I don't like the idea of screwing my brain up with odd chemicals. It's working fine as it is and I don't want to mess with that.

I would tell you, but quite frankly, I don't remember. Must've been pretty good though. Three of my acquaintences still don't talk to me and it's been years! LOL (It was no great loss though, didn't like that crowd much anyway, and after all, the truth does come out at moments like that).

Enjoy your day!

I don't know I was drunk but I would guess fall down a lot.

I was told i had a long conversation about Dorthy and the wizzard of oz, but i dont get remember! haha

i think we were talkin about fixin the car

had sex with a friend.......that i told my self i never would.....oh well it was soooo damn good......lol......cheers

it was nice to see the sun come up