A woman goes to the doctor.....?

.....complaining that she has three vaginas and wants two of the removed. The doctor, shocked that a woman has three vaginas, asks to see them for himself. True to her word, she has three vaginas; one on her left thigh, one on the right thigh, and one in the pelvic area.

The doctor, now curious, asks "Why would you want two of them removed? I would have thought you'd enjoy three set of multiple orgasms.".

The woman replies "Yes, like any woman, I love the multiple orgasms.But I hate getting screwed left, right, and centre."