I'm having serious bowel movement issues. Help ASAP.?

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Send some one to the store to get you a enema and or some stool softener. If you have not had a bowel movement in two weeks, you really should see a doctor! This could be an indicator of a serious problem!

Try Colace, it's an over the counter stool softener. And for the future, try to add some more fiber to your diet, and drink plenty of water! Also, I heard that if you try to make you belly button "touch" your back while bending over, you should go in about 20 minutes, not sure how accurate this is, though. Good luck!

you need to go get an enema, if you cant go out to get one, then do this. It sounds nasty, but it will work...put a lot of soap on your index finger, lather it up well,and insert it about an inch into your anus-move it around a little till you feel it start to irritate your bowels into a bowel movement...if you can feel the feces, hook your finger around a piece and pull it out to start the bowel movement. If you can't do this by yourself, you will have to go to the hospital, and they will do the same thing i have just told you to do...dig it out! After you go, you need to increase your daily H2O intake, eat a high fiber diet, get some exercise, and add a stool softener pill to your reigime. Good Luck!

you might have to go to the hospital...you could have crohn's disease or something else seriously wrong to cause the blockage...it's not a laughing matter, and you truly can put your finger up inside and try to manuever part of it out till it moves...you should never wait 2 weeks before asking for help...next time, if you haven't gone for 3 days, call the dr for help or get help now and you will have what you need and be prepared for things...good luck!!!

You need to get some laxatives, drink a lot of water, eat plenty of fiber and get some stool softeners. If all else fails go see your doctor. Don't push to hard or you will get hemorrhoids

There is this stuff in the grocery store called Magnesium Caltrate. It works like a charm. Drink it and have fun.

Lovely. You can always use your finger and see if you can get it out. If you can get off the toilet long enough, you can go to the drug store and get a suppository or an enema.

Hi, If you take 2 tablespoons of olive oil you will find your problem will sort it's self out in a short period.

Use laxatives. Or try to add more fiber to your diet. Lack of this substance causes your constipation.

don't you watch the commercials ? Softstool

or just get your fat TVset out of the toilet and actually do somethn around the house