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A question for Pastafarians. Can the FSM eat himself?

My son asked me this question last night and I promised him I'd ask. Thank you.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    yes, he's very bendy

  • 1 decade ago

    The FSM could feast on a delicious never-ending buffet of noodley goodness if he so desired.

    The question should really be, could the FSM make a breadstick so long that even he couldn't eat all of it?

  • 1 decade ago

    He works in mysterious ways. He is everything and nothing. He can both eat himself and not simultaneously.

  • 1 decade ago

    I believe he can. He just chooses not to. Although how he can rsist all of that sweet noodly goodness is beyond me. I think he was tempted once, but resisted.....

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Yes, and he does so regularly, but the pasta just oozes back into place.

    Source(s): fms
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Maybe if he's practiced yoga for many, many years.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    like Homer Simpson, I say yes but it will detract from what he is, or reduce him, so it is best that he don't.

    ; )

  • 1 decade ago

    ROTFL You son is great!

  • 1 decade ago

    No more than you can eat yourself.

    grace2u

  • carl
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Of course he can sweetie, he's all in your imagination you know.

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