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Another dumb joke?
A woman was pregnant with twins, went into labor, but, unfortunately, got into a bad car wreck on her way to the hospital. When she regained consciousness several days later, naturally, the first thing she asked was "What happened to my babies?" The hospital staff reassured her that both were healthy - a boy and a girl. "As your next of kin, your brother helped us fill out the birth certificates."
"Oh, crap!" thought the woman, "My brother's a nice guy, but he's a freakin' idiot."
"What did he name the babies?" she asked aprehensively.
"The girl is Denise" was the reply.
"That's not so bad" she thought. "What about the boy?" she asked
"Denephew"
35 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
id say HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
my stomachs hurting!!
- PaulusLv 61 decade ago
That was good. Did you hear about the guy back in the wild west days who was riding into Dodge and decided to have a cold one at the nearest saloon? He stopped at the Oasis and tied his horse up to the hitching post. He went in for a drink and came back out a little while later. To his astonishment, he noticed that his horse was painted blue! He went storming back into the saloon, and demanded to know who painted his horse blue. This big, burly, 200 lb behemoth with a face only a mother could love replied: "I did, what's it to you?" The stranger stuttered this response: "I just wanted to tell you that the first coat was dry."
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