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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

brilliant ways girls turn guys down!!!?

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!

SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?

SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?

SHE: I must have been given your share!!!

HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday?

SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!

SHE: Okay, get out!!!

HE: I think I could make you very happy!

SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me?

SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

HE: Can I have your name?

SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go and see a film?

SHE: I've already seen it!!!

HE: Do you think it was fate that brought us together?

SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!!

HE: Where have you been all my life?

SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

SHE: Yes, thats why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?

SHE: "Yes, and this one will be if you sit down."

Update:

PiNkIsH : haha.. me tOo!!

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Amazing. Seriously laughed out loud, take it on the road ;]

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LOL that's funny. i am useing some of those to the dance i am going to tonight.

  • 1 decade ago

    i love them all im going to use some

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hehe. funny! :]]

    and once again,

    Avril Lavigne!

    she rocks! ♥

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  • 1 decade ago

    "HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!

    SHE: Okay, get out!!!"

    This one made me LOL! XD

  • 1 decade ago

    come back in 1/2 hour i'm not drunk enough yet

  • 1 decade ago

    HE: Can I have your name?

    SHE: Why, don't you already have one?

    hahahhaha my favorit one hahahahhaha

  • 1 decade ago

    thsoe are pretty fun. lmao

  • 1 decade ago

    ha ha

    funny

  • 1 decade ago

    lol roflmao

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