39 things you should know by now 2/2....funny ?

26. If you had to identify, in 1 word, the

reason why the human race has not achieved, & never

will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings".

27. There is a very fine line between

"hobby" and "mental illness".

28. People who want to share their religious

views with you almost never

want you to share yours with them.

29. You should not confuse your

career with your life.

30. Nobody cares if you can't dance

well. Just get up and dance.

31. Never lick a steak knife.

32.The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

33. You will never find anybody who can

give you a clear and compelling reason why we put the clocks

back.

34. You should never say anything

to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's

pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging

from her at that moment.

35. There comes a time when you should stop

expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday.

That time is age eleven.

36. The one thing that unites all

human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic

status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside,

we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

37. A person, who is nice to you, but rude

to the waiter, is not a nice

person.

38. Your friends love you anyway.

39. Never be afraid to try something new.

Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group

of professionals built the Titanic.