There seems to be _________and _________?

There seems to be a skanky ho following around my crush and I really don't like it.

A blonde and a boat

Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

too much talk about cheese and not enough about potatoes!

-President of the Potatoes hate Cheese Squad!

there seems to be a walrus and an athletic cup floating in my soup, waiter.

There Seems To Be Cheese And More Cheese .

There seems to be a hitman and a penguin.

There seems to be a fly in my soup and I don't like it!

a lot of questions about cheese, and, Im tired of them

There seems to be cheese and it's killin me!

There seems to be candy and toasters.