what do you want for christmass?

first i want a trip to guatemala where i can meet my soul mate whose name is "tithenwartallio" and he's canadian. then i want a six eared flamingo with purple eyes and i'll feed it yellow toothpaste. i also want a giant helicopter so i can fly to visit my penpen pal tikky-hikky who lives in a convelescent home in juneau, arkansas. and i want some sick concert tickets to the angry raisins concert and i'll go with my friend warfurr (he's indonesian) and ill feed him strawberries because he's blind and then we'll go to my house afterward and play with my voodoo dolls of o.j. simpson and tupac and then i'll go to my secret hiding place and talk to my pet rooster until i have to go to bed =)

A Red Ryder carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle, with a compass in the stock and 'this thing' which tells time.

i asked for a jet pack they said no, i asked for 500$ they said no and im sure if i ask for socks theyll say yes what about a Nintendo D.S. ,NO, Wii, no that one fat guy in a red suit ,didnt know what i was talking about candy is my last offer lets see how this ends up. man parents never give you kool things that could possibbly burn down the house

I want my three young daughters to be amazed, happy, and filled with awe and wonderment as they open Santa's gifts.

And then, I'd like an hour alone with my wife, no kids around... lol... Unfortunately, Santa isn't THAT good... Even he can't arrange that!

Honesty.

I would just like yahoo to actually look at what people say are violations and see if they actually are. So for Christmas I would like to stop being guilty until proven innocent.

A beautiful new Bracelet

A stud finder to hang pictures.

I want a Blackberry, a camera and a new pair of shades ;)

wasn't this question already asked like two days ago. O well a bigger house