Clairabella

Im making a Birthday Card for my best friend which looks like the cover of a seedy Porn film....I need a really witty title for it...any ideas?

P.s. On the picture it has 3 Guys and 1 Chick!

Cheers

If you only had this much money left till payday and payday wasnt for a 3 days, what would be your last purchases?

If so, describe why their lucky and if not Why?

P.s. Yes I do, they have Monkeys on them.....they are very lucky (wink wink)

And what do you suggest I can do to warm up?

Which items would you be glad were in your Shopping Bags....

Id be Dougal so I could get away with saying daft things all day....who would you be and why?

Who and why?

If you had to choose 1 of the Top Gear presenters to spend Christmas Day with.....which one and why?

Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond or James May?

Every Xmas, no matter how much Wrapping Paper I buy I always seem to run out just before the last present........Do you think theirs a Xmas Wrap Elf who always makes sure you have to buy another full roll just for one present??????

If so what was the actress called who had the pins in her leg? Any ideas?

Ive just watched an old 1997 Sky One Series 'Ibiza Uncovered' and loved it....brought back plenty of memorie..lol and just wondered if they made any more series's, anyone know?

Im getting married in 12 months and as a suprise for my other half Im gonna hire him sports car for the weekend of the Wedding. What type of Car should I hire and where from? Money isnt too much of an issue but obviously Im not a millionaire...lol

My Gas cooker isnt working properly, the hob and grill are working fine but the Oven wont ignite. I noticed Sunday after using the oven Saturday night to cook Duck. Could it just be blocked because I did notice that their was tons of fat spitting when the duck was in.

Any ideas?

Obviously I will call in someone to mend it but would just like to know if maybe I could take the bottom out first and clean out the area just in case its just simply bunged up.

Every year me and my partner buy each other a 'Suprise' gift which we open in the evening. It has to be of £10 or under and can be as wierd, wacky, strange or clever as we can think of. We have been doing this for 10 years and Ive now run out of ideas.....HELP!

Im naturally fair (mousy blonde) but had died my hair brown last Christmas, since then Ive been letting it grow out so it had faded. I then yesterday wanted to dy eit back blonde so I bought a pre-lightner kit which said it would get rid of any old colour on my hair and lighten it ready for a blonde colour. I did this and my roots were white blonde and the rest of my hair a ginger colour?? I tried putting the natural blonde colour on and it didnt actually take at all. So I yet again bought another pre-lightner, put this on and it did again lighten my hair but its still a light ginger colour with blonde roots. I am gonna go on saturday and get this professionally sorted but any ideas where I went wrong or how I can salvage it to put me on until the weekend....and please dont say wear a hat! lol

I already have Picasa from Google but what other free photo editing software can I download and where from. Im trying to scan old photos and then convert them to standard size so I can upload them and get them printed in a photobook.... Or do I need to buy a software suite and which one?