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how much wood can a wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    7397917265932057378126916747 pounds of wood

  • 1 decade ago

    A wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood

    I hope I'm the first who sed it...

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    A wood chuck would chuck as much as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

  • Huh? I believe the correct riddle is: how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

    Source(s): You silly goose!
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  • 1 decade ago

    Well he is part of the Wood Chuck Union so they would determine that for him and he would comply and do just the required amount of chucking...No more, no less, and definately only from 9-5

  • 1 decade ago

    im not really sure how much wood a woodchuck chucks if woddchucks could chuck wood.

    wow. that was the 4th time i typed it and it still has typos!

  • 1 decade ago

    Average woodchuck, about one cord in a year.

  • 1 decade ago

    He was hungover so he didn't come in today.. I'll let you know tomorrow.

  • 1 decade ago

    chica chica yeaaaaaah

    4.5756 ounces cuz i stole their teeeth

  • Denz
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    dunno

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