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What would your warning label be for Y!A?

The awards for wacky warning labels are out.

Tractor: "Danger: Avoid Death"

Iron-on T Shirt Transfer: "Do not iron while wearing shirt."

Storage pouch on Stroller: "Do not put child in bag."

What would your Y!A warning label say?

Update:

Sounds like we need a whole book! I'm outta here until tomorrow afternoon ... I'll miss you all!

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    WARNING: Addictive As Hell And May Cause Eye Blurriness, Over-extended Bladders, Back And Neck Aches, Carpal Tunnel, Marital Problems, And Undone Housework. People With Narrow Minds And No Sense Of Humor Should Avoid Participating.

    If You Experience Any Or All Of These Problems, Please Turn Off Your Computer Immediately And Go Back To Watching Cable TV!

  • 1 decade ago

    Warning: Can be addictive and hazardous to your health.

    You may find yourself spending twenty hours a day

    on this site. You may not eat well or get any

    exercise. You may not get dressed everyday

    or answer your phone. You may develop severe

    back or neck injury from hunching over your

    computer for endless hours. Be prepared for

    stomach aches from laughing to hard.

    Have tissues handy for occasional tears. Make

    sure you have room in your life for new friends.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    *Ya-hoo WARNING LABELS

    *postings are subject to personal interpretation. At times, interpretations are by irrational, medicated, or Pi**ed off people.

    **things posted here are subject to re-posting, pages of little things you have said one time or another and don't even remember posting and were more than likely done in jest! This is generally done as a personal RANT!

    ***Remember, all postings are from Cyb-er people! And Big Brother is watching... so at times try to be as stupid as you can bring yourself to be, blame it on what ever you have to!

    Source(s): To funny... Good Question Wish I could give you 5 stars for this one!
  • ncgirl
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Warning: You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say can and will be held against you by the big kahuunas in Yahoo.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Warning: This site turns hoo into poo.

    Yahoo 4 Yapoo. Wipe & flush.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Warning: do not engage brain whilst operating Y!A.

    Damage may result in twisted thinking!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    Abandon hope and sanity all ye who enter, and beware the rabid Yamster!

  • 1 decade ago

    Opinions expressed by contributors do not necessarily reflect the beliefs of any sane/educated/responsible member of society.

    Wayoutthere -- great reply!

  • Donna
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    warning: enter with tongue planted firmly in cheek.

    :take washroom break before reading jokes

    : ignore trolls, rudeness and off colour remarks.

    :be prepared to stay longer than planned.

  • 1 decade ago

    Beware the 3 R's : Right wing , Republican, Religious , they will take it upon themselves to smite thee with a vengeance.

    Source(s): yeah, I know , I'll get so many "thumbs down" that Y/A will have to hide the answer ! So much for free speach.
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