How come when Satan plants fossils, he never has Made in Hades stamped on it?

He uses cheap christian labor (that is all there is down there) and most of them can't spell, so to avoid embarrassment he just leaves them blank.

Hades is a place and a god from Greek mythology. Satan is Abrahamic in origin. Maybe at one point Satan could get things made (cheaply!) in Greece but what with the tourist industry being what it is, taking all the good workers and also with the surprising strength of the euro vs the dollar or yuan or even mexican peso, Satan really can't afford to get stuff made anywhere near Greece.

That and what Kjelstad said about covers it (but I think Kjelstad is thinking of Hell).

What FOOL said that Satan planted fossils???

Wouldn't that defeat the purpose? If he reveals their origin, the fossils will cease being an effective means of deception.

I easily have been planting fake- fake fossils to maintain my fellow atheists on their feet... Congratulations looking one potential you win a twelve months grant of Turtle Wax and a turtle to wax....

What? I thought God planted the fossils to trick us.

Because then they'd have to be tested for excessive lead. If he doesn't put it on there, nobody's suspicious and thus nobody's any the wiser.

Ohh, you said "Hades", not "China".

My bad.

He did... it was on there, but it starts to fade after 65 million years or so.

God likes to keep all the Sharpies and permanent ink to himself...

They are actually made by children in China.

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