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Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 1 decade ago

If Huckabee becomes president, will the bald eagle begin sporting a comb-over?

Update:

Sorry, didi :)

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  • 1 decade ago
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    President Huckabee. Why you give me nightmares? What I ever did do to you?

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    I agree with joe. Iowa has more churches than it does intersections. Observing the current political atmosphere in this country whatever Republican wins the nomination will have a very tough time winning the presidency and if they nominate a Fundy such as Huckabee it would be like shooting them-self in the foot. What speaks volumes to me is the fact the percent of registered Dems vs. registered Reps. that turned out for the caucus was 2:1 and that Independents 2:1 supported a Dem candidate over a Rep one.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    According to Leviticus 11:13, eagles are an abomination.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    If Huckabee becomes president, the Senate will be run by Penguins.

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  • 1 decade ago

    I take the fact that you make fun of Huckabee as a good sign. He has hit a nerve. You make fun of God, too. Please listen to your conscience.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Probably, and the US flag will be changed to a Crusade Cross, and he will allow christians to buy atheist hunting tags.....the US is screwed when the electoral college elects him.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Comb overs should be punishable by death

  • didi
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    ROFL

    You made me laugh so hard I spilled water on my keyboard. Bad, Zillabee, you are very bad!

  • 1 decade ago

    I kind of want to ask how he'll keep his combover intact during the rapture... :)

  • 1 decade ago

    Yes, and (shudder) leisure suits. (the horror, the horror)

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