Can I run over hoodies with my car?

I always like to play chicken with the little sods!! Just dont slow down while pretending your not looking at the road they soon get the idea!! 10 points for the leader!!! Im on 200

I so understand what you are talking about but it's not just "Hoodies".

I drive too and it infuriates me to see teenagers, Primary school aged children, adults, and parents with buggies and small children walking out into the middle of the road expecting traffic to stop for them when there is a crossing just a few feet away.

This government should do what the Americans do and penalise people for jay walking.

Sorry I can't help you with your question but you're right it would be imensely satisfying.

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Last time I had a hoodie give me the bad *** look, was because he and his boys were standing in the road, and I was trying to drive through. He stopped because I got out, and challenged his little look. He, and his boys just moved out of the way.

Difficult one this as if you did deliberately run them over then you would be guilty of dangerous driving or at worst causing death by dangerous driving. The problem is as you are aware, they can rely on the fact that a motorist will pull out of an intended collision at the last moment. Of course if you did not see them crossing at the time then that would be an accident, especially if they are wearing dark colours at night. Best action at this time is to, provided that you are good at judging the width and length of your car is to get as close as you can so that they are not sure what your real intent is.

Happy Christmas.

The government is actually making a change to the law here.

The paperwork and legal costs of running over a hoodie is actually less than those involved in issuing and monitoring an ASBO.

And, as every hoodie is evetually going to get an ASBO they have decided its cheaper for them to be run over.

The only downside is that you are responsible for any damage done to your car, so make sure you re-inforce the bonnet and bumpers.

DISCLAIMER: This was obviously a fabrication and in no way endorses you getting CAUGHT running over hoodies.

Off the top of my head, no. It's vehicular assault.

I also feel your frustration. I worked for a guy who used the mirror of his F250 to clock one in the back of the head, (just a love tap, the kid was up and throwing rocks at us in no time.)

If you wanna go blow some money, go to www.hornblasters.com, and invest in one of their many fine products. For a few hundred bucks, you have the equivalent of a locomotive horn under your hood. You don't get to run them over, but making them jump out of their skin and ruin their undergarments should discourage that sort of behavior.

My fave lately has been the guy that danced through the intersection, giving all the stopped traffic the finger with both hands. I don't think I've ever felt such an urge to just have my foot slip off the clutch before.

Yup, a damned good idea, most annoying when these workshy, manky, alcoholic parasites scowling in through the car windscreen. They should be tied up 10 at a time in barbed wire and used on the end of a crane to demolish old buildings. A job at last!

Ban Hoodies.

Just run them over...don't slow down as you're driving...it's up to the pedestrian to take care when crossing the road as the road is meant for vehicles. If someone walks in front of your car and you hit them then it's their fault. Keep within the speed limit though so they can't claim you were speeding.

Failing this take a 'persuader' with you in your car..a pickaxe handle or the like.....if a knobhead is playing silly buggers then use your persuader to make them move faster.

thats daft they will only claim off your insurance so you would need to pay them for injuring them didnt think of that HUH i was wearing a hoodie this morning and had to walk on the road because the pavement was icy i need some cash wanna run me over?