Shades

If you do show some support for the innocent people being attacked by mindless yobs and sign this:-

http://petitions.pm.gov.uk/capital-p/

This is 1000 pounds under the national salary average, how disgusting is that?

Did you know if you have a family with 3 children under 19 yrs old your water bill should be capped under something that used to be called 'the hardship allowance' do you know of any other 'unpublished' savings?

If you are being charged large water bills get in touch with your water supplier and ask and they will send you the relevant paperwork

I like a fool downloaded a dodgy link yesterday and it installed a nasty virus, anyone else had it? did you get rid of it easily? I used the recommended removal techniques that didn't work, reformatted disk and re-installed everything which is a bit extreme

Does this smell like the chinese governments way of dealing with their citizens?

were outside my house and I went out with a baseball bat and one said 'com on then' and I then hit him with the baseball bat could I plead that he literally asked for it? Maybe I coud wear a video camera to record it as evidence?

how high would it go and how fast would it return to earth? and I guess it wouldn't do you much good if it hit you, or would it slow down to a speed that the injury would be survivable?

Also if a bullet is lethal within 2 miles, how many people get shot by stray bullets not intended for them (unless you believe in fate!)?

in their car with a their little 5 yr old girl in the back seat, what they didn't realise was that the woman driving the car in front had just had a massive row with her boyfriend and had cut if his p e n i s still mad she threw it out of the drivers window, it then landed on the wind screen of the innocent family following, the mother and father looked at each other and quickly the father turned on the wind screen wipers and wiped the mans bits of the wind screen... the little girl in the back piped up 'what was that?' the mother and father were a little embrassed and the mother quickly replied 'it was a butterfly, darling' to which the little girl replied 'crikey, did you see the size of its dick?'

Are UK council bred 'chavs,' the same as USA caravan park 'trailer trash' and I think there is an Irish expression 'kn@ckers' all the same meaning, do other countries have similar terms for such people?

When they are not sure what is going to happen?

I guess there are a few older ones The Italian Job, (I hate to say it Taxi originally a French film) and now 28 Days Later, although they call it I am Legend?

Snooker Table...

My in laws just brought a dog from a 'rescue' centre, it cost them £70 so far they have spent £200 on vet bills, the dog is in the vets as you read, if I take a run over cat to the in laws do you think I could get a tenner out of them? O and do you think it ethical that a 'rescue' home for animals can give away such a sick animal and then offer to give them another one if it dies within a week?

Anyone know of any legal loopholes where I can run over hoodies with my car, it seems the new thing is to saunter over the road deliberately taking their time if a car is coming and even stare at you if you are innocently driving along... please please me run them over it will be imensely satisfying

Just thought I'd try and ask them all at the same time to put my mind at rest

Delicacy or not?

we have had an email reporting fuel blockages this weekend, anyone else heard anything? there is nothing on the news?

How can the UK government justify spending billions on updating our nuclear defense system when Russia and the USA would wipe the world out with there own arsenals?

If a country fires a nuke at us then I don't really want to live here anymore (the world)

I have been asking/telling the kids 'please turn of your bedroom lights, it looks like Blackpool illuminations' or 'close the back door, where were you born in a barn?'