Whats your response to people who want you to do a wheelie/burnout?

do what your people want you to do or just flip them off...

I usually put my hand out and say "That'll be five dollars for the tire wear, and ten dollars for the clutch damage." That usually shuts them up. I did my last wheelie 40 years ago. I reved up my B.S.A.'s engine and let go of the clutch. I ended up running down the street holding on to the handlebars. I finally let the bike go on about its business while I stood there watching.

I haven't felt the need to be that stupid since then.

I usually either just flat out ignore them or do a shrug like "it won't do it" or "I don't know how". I only pull stunts when _I_ want to and certainly not when I'm in enough traffic that people are beside me wanting me to pull a stunt.

When someone is willing to pay for my bike then i will do one other than that im good on two wheels leaning into curves

Sometimes someone will want me to do a burnout on my big cruiser. They don't pay for my tires any more than they'll pay for your fork seals. Just say no.

To those in question...Idiots. They should take their self perceived skills and bike to a private track. Better yet, enroll in a sport bike training course.

he better have life insurance cause i'll be doing wheelie on his dead body with my f150 i see him squash like a tomato on the pavement of the road , as i always do have a shovel in my truck to shovel he's dead body .

tell them if you wanted to ride on 1 wheel you'd go to sears and get a unicycle.

is that and "how fast does it go" the only two questions gradeschoolers know?

Don't do it, the ticket is not worth it.