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I have the answer to who will win the Superbowl. (satire)?
Yahoo wins - record number of hits on Yahoo Answers due to breaking the one million mark on the "who will win the Superbowl" question.
The Network will also win, because 1 billion people will tune in with high hopes of the Pats losing...cause nobody likes a winner these days. 1 billion people will also contemplate suicide right after the Superbowl, since the world surely must be done...since the Pats won!
Sorry, I broke the rule and did not ask a question...won't happen again...just couldn't resist.
This is simply a joke. I am not even a Pats fan...but tired of all the hate. I do think they will win though.
Yahoo does not make money directly off Yahoo answers, but each hit counts towards how much they can charge for advertising. So indirectly, they win.
Also, I did place notice in the question that this was (satire).
So if you feel misled, it is due to you not knowing the definition of satire..
12 Answers
- eliasLv 61 decade agoFavorite Answer
the worst part about this, is that this is the first thing concerning the superbowl i have opened on y!a =[
- ?Lv 45 years ago
It going to be The Jets VS Viking. The NFC North performs the East and between the North team would be going to the superbowl. The Jets are STACKED. I propose they have great gamers, they are in a position to win all of it.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
the pats win the gaints have had a fairytale season and every faiytale comes to a end this sunday it will be done.the pats will put this away by half time.this will be the worst super bowl ever played
Source(s): i dont like either team but im telling you the pats will out it away by half time - Anonymous1 decade ago
Wow so many Pats HATERS ..... bring on the G-Men <<>> Pats 38 Giants 31
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- robLv 61 decade ago
Certainly the network and the NFL will win, as will the Pats.
i don't know about yahoo! How do they make money from all the BS in Y!A???
- Anonymous1 decade ago
2 points.
- JunLv 51 decade ago
lol mrs.eli manning sure got her game on,answering every possible hater question she could find. good for you girl.
still a pats fan.
- 1 decade ago
If anyone is going to contemplate suicide it will be 95% of new england after this game is over..
