Finish the sentence in a funny way?

1. It's always darkest before the emergency lights come on.

2. Never underestimate the power of nuclear fission.

3. You can lead a horse to water but why not ride him there?

4. Don't bite the hand that. ? Don't bite people, period!

5. No news is more boring than the primaries.

6. You can't teach an old dog new poems.

7. If you lie down with dogs, you'll stay warm.

8. Love all, trust Yahoo! Answers.

9. The pen is mightier than the email.

10. An idle mind is answering this.

11. Where there's smoke there's a no-smoking sign.

12. A penny saved is not a hell of a lot.

13. Two's company, three's a dinner party.

14. Don't put off till tomorrow what you can convince your husband to do.

15. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and the world laughs at you.

16. If at first you don't succeed maybe we're soulmates.

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Finish the sentence in a funny way?

1. It's always darkest before ...

2. Never underestimate the power of ...

3. You can lead a horse to water but ...

4. Don't bite the hand that ...

5. No news is ...

6. You can't teach an old dog new ...

7. If you lie down with dogs, you'll ...

8. Love all,...

1. It's always darkest before ...the movie

2. Never underestimate the power of ...beans

3. You can lead a horse to water but ...you can't bet on it

4. Don't bite the hand that ...just went to the bathroom

5. No news is ...a miracle

6. You can't teach an old dog new ...songs

7. If you lie down with dogs, you'll ...realize that was very dark inside the Bar

8. Love all, trust ...your instincts Luke.

9. The pen is mightier than the ...Internet

10. An idle mind is ...what's the question?

11. Where there's smoke there's ...a fine.

12. A penny saved is ...pretty pathetic

13. Two's company, three's ...fun!

14. Don't put off till tomorrow what you ...can put off for another week

15. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and ...you'll ran your mascara. (for women only), or

you might win a presidential nomination

16. If at first you don't succeed ...go golfing

1. before the sun comes up

2. a lightning strike

3. but you can't make it put on a bathcap

4. that has a glove on it

5. a newspaper with no words on it

6. poker

7. you'll have to share the doggy bed

8. trust your hairdresser

9. than the humble thimble

10. found under a blonde head of hair

11. there's a bad chef

12. one more loafer shoe to fill

13. three's a ménage à trois

14. can put off for a month

15. cry and you'll get a bunch of mothers wanting to feed and diaper you

16. ask the boss for a raise anyway

1. It's always darkest before ... the spotlight hits you going over the wall.

2. Never underestimate the power of ... a focused pinhead with a tool box.

3. You can lead a horse to water but ... it may wonder off when you go skinny dippin'.

4. Don't bite the hand that ... is holding a .357 Magnum.

5. No news is ... not all that interesting is it

6. You can't teach an old dog new ... stuff without using a louder voice and repeating yourself a lot.

7. If you lie down with dogs, you'll ... have to fight for the covers.

8. Love all, trust ... only the bonded with your cash.

9. The pen is mightier than the ... blog of an idiot.

10. An idle mind is ... easily controlled.

11. Where there's smoke there's ... a good place for a smoke detector.

12. A penny saved is ... not a full piggy bank, but it's a start.

13. Two's company, three's ... less than four.

14. Don't put off till tomorrow what you ... can cancel completely.

15. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and ... you could win an Oscar.

16. If at first you don't succeed ... alter the scores.

That's a lot not to get any points, but was kinda fun.

1) someone opens the trunk

2) a paper cut

3) don't count on conversation

4) has brown stuff on it

5) better than punch in the face from reading it

6) places to pee

7) appreciate dog mints

8) they may not love you back

9) mouth

10) less dangerous

11) finally somewhere in Canada to have a cigarette

12) a fatter piggy bank

13) another person to point the finger at

14) can worry about today

15) nobody pays attention

16) Find something else to do

Forewarning: I'm often the only one that thinks my answers are funny.

1. It's always darkest before ... someone opens the damn door!

2. Never underestimate the power of ... a bowl of beans.

3. You can lead a horse to water but ... he has the ability to throw you into it.

4. Don't bite the hand that ... pays your salary

5. No news is ... means the cable/satellite went out again

6. You can't teach an old dog new ... potty training

7. If you lie down with dogs, you'll ... like Alpo (especially if on limited budget)

8. Love all, trust ... your pet

9. The pen is mightier than the ... pencil

10. An idle mind is ... probably smoking pot

11. Where there's smoke there's ... someone standing outside their office building having a cigarette

12. A penny saved is ... ROFLAO

13. Two's company, three's ... more fun

14. Don't put off till tomorrow what you ... put off til next year

15. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and ... you're more in tune with today's world.

16. If at first you don't succeed ... come back as an illegal immigrant.

You didn't give us much material to work with. And it's not all that funny. What was your point?

It's always darkest before never.

And the whole world laughs.

And if at first you don't, succeed!

That no news is you can't teach.

Three's don't.

Underestimate the power of you can!

You'll love all.

Trust the pen is mightier than the an.

An idle mind is where there's smoke.

An old dog new(sic) if you lie down with dogs.

There's a penny saved.

Is two's company,?

Lead a horse to water but don't bite the hand.

Put off till tomorrow what you laugh.

With you, cry.

1. somebody jumps out and shouts SURPRISE!!!

2. of a mains electrical outlet/socket

3. but its quicker if you ride him

4. has just wiped your ***

5. because the paperboy is late again

6. acrobatic moves

7. probably wish you haven't got a cat

8. me I'm a doctor

9. pencil but it doesn't write upsidedown

10. a very good idea and one I am going to try

11. a no smoking sign

12. a bargain lost

13. a lot more fun

14. can put off forever

15. everyone goes home from your party

16. don't try extreme sports