What do you get when you cross a female deer and a pickle?

a dildoe

Sourdough (doe)

Dill dough is what you use to make pickle bread!

I was having a conversation after lunch today with a toothpick, he had a couple of good points.

A really foul tasting roast?

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a Deer Burger that makes its own condiments?

Isn't a dill-doe and a dickle the same thing?

No wait.... Well....Um.......

.....OK, next question!

Some effin moron idiot posting stupid questions on Yahoo Answers.

Oh did I say that? a pickled coote deer.

A swift kick.

sourdough, mad at the world, already seasoned..just kill and dress....

dickle?