Do I need to buy some new "business casual" clothes for work?

Sorry to hear of your troubles. I guess what with the whipping your lady boss gives you, your works Gimp outfit is getting a bit worn through around the b.utt and the knees. I would just put in an expenses chit for a new Gimp suit from Jug Eared Flushausen's House of Correction in Berlin. If they question it just say its important to convey the right image to your clients and that costs dollars. In the meantime rather than going to work looking tatty why not wear that schoolgirl uniform that your boss bought you. She'll be really pleased you made the effort and she might let you pee standing up.

Naw, just stay like you are, snookums! Got to church next Saturday or Sunday and sit in the very first pew/chair. Trust me, the priest/minister WILL look you over...and after services, cram the collection tally in that cup!

Then he'll call the local Salvation Army, Good Will....uh, just HOW far do I have to go with this answer?

well, wearing jammies and slippers to work on "casual fridays

might not be a good idea .i got a friend that wore a t-shirt to

work on "casual fridays " that had a picture of a stop sign

and the words f@#$you on it needless to say he was told to go home and get another shirt .

Lol. How funny! Not only new clothes but you need to clean up that face of yours. I'm sure you're a cutie underneath.

Either new ones or keep doing this one the side.. If you look that ragged maybe you can make a few bucks on the side..

Yeah...Then watch out for office "affairs" once you start to appear all groomed and polished. Just kidding. OMG What have you been wearing all these while??? Girls dig that you know...

LMAO.... Now you try the "feel sorry for Stooge" routine for the ladies, but it ain't working with $12.68

well if you were intending to pan-handle

I'd say the clothes were working for you but otherwise

yeah get some new threads

I think that was a not so subtle hint, buddy. Good luck

I think what you need is a new car.